Fun Life Laws

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Lara Dharma for the Love
(For guys and girls in alternating order.)

1. Guys, thou shalt not forget to give her your full attention, when you're not with her.
2. Women, thou shalt not fight to be any man's equal. Then you can't remain his superior.
3. Guys, thou shalt not count sexual activity as your cardio. Unless it's at least 30 min, plus the warm-up.
4. Women, thou shalt not get upset when he forgets your birthday. Get upset when he forgets your name.
5. Guys, thou shalt not expect her rationale or emotions to be logical and sensible. If they were, what would she be doing with you?!
6. Women, thou shalt not assume he already knows what makes you happy. He already knows happens when you're not happy.
7. Guys, thou shalt not try to fix her problems. Unless your nuts-and-bolts are a lot of nods and no "buts."
8. Women, thou shalt not get annoyed when he tries to fix your problems. Let him at least feel helpful.
9. Either, thou shalt not limit your wardrobe to black, no matter how sleek it is. You're not in mourning.
10. Either, thou shalt not spiff-up with Botox. A full-face smile separates humans from all other species. Notox.

Lara Mantra

Beauty is in

the eye of the

beheld.