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Lara Dharma for the Diet
(Dharma = basic universal laws.)

1. Thou shalt not eat standing over the kitchen sink. Sit.
2. Thou shalt not inhale thy food in one breath. Chew.
3. Thou shalt not finish thy meal while still making it. Wait.
4. Thou shalt not eat straight from the container. Use a plate.
5. Thou shalt not covet thy co-worker's, spouse's or kid's food. It's not yours.
6. Thou shalt not finish the carton of ice-cream trying to even off the surface. Put down the utensil.
7. Thou shalt not open the fridge every 20 minutes, hoping a new food has suddenly materialized. Step away from the fridge.
8. Thou shalt not throw out tempting food and then rescue it. Down boy.
9. Thou shalt not fall of the wagon only to eat the wagon. Get back on.
10. Thou shalt not wait for the 1st of a month, that's also a Monday, to start. Start now!

Lara Mantra

You can't have


your cake.