Fun Life Laws

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Lara Bye-Byelaws

1. Don't bother to "work like a dog." Just work like a cat, take sunny naps, and you'll always land on your feet.
2. Don't "pound the pavement." You don't want to find yourself at the airport, when your ship's come in.
3. Don't "count your blessings." Count your bullshit. Can't grow a garden without plenty of fertilizer.
4. Don't "have a back-up plan." You can always jump off that bridge when you get to it.
5. Do "get discouraged." Being backed against the wall inspires brilliant new ideas.
6. Do "paint yourself into a corner." Then you might finally get the corner office.
7. Do "play favoritism." Some people are just better than others.
8. Do "judge a book by its cover." If your not feeling its vibe, you won't dig what's inside.
9. Do "be a jack of all trades." Master of some. The more you do, the more you get done.
10. And yet, don't "think outside the box." Think on top of the box,™ to be on top of your game and on top of your life.

Lara Mantra

Where there's

a will there

are many ways.